Things that give you the sh1ts

[Jimmy_041]

Thursday night on the piss, waking up this morning and for the 1st 10 mins thought it was Saturday

Double ouch.

Went to the Magill Club last night for Sportmans Night for the first time for a long time
Same thing - thought it was Saturday morning until I got my 1st phone call

Still topless?

I didn't know whether to post this:

We were talking with the "raffle girl"
She was lamenting that her fully paid Es had sunk to Cs
She bought them in Qld so I said she could sue the doctor under Australian law
She was very happy with the advice.
Just doing my bit for public service

[amber_fluid]

Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?

[Jimmy_041]

Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?

I did do the "bet $10 I can make them wobble without touching them" but didn't have $10 on me

[am Bays]

Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?

I did do the "bet $10 I can make them wobble without touching them" but didn't have $10 on me

Did you ask if she could touch her elbows behind her back?

[amber_fluid]

Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?

I did do the "bet $10 I can make them wobble without touching them" but didn't have $10 on me

That’s the problem with a cashless society.

[Jim05]

The Redbacks
Anyone even remotely involved with the SACA need to be loaded into a cannon and shot towards the sun
Utter incompetent bunch of muppets

[Jimmy_041]

Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?

I did do the "bet $10 I can make them wobble without touching them" but didn't have $10 on me

Did you ask if she could touch her elbows behind her back?

I was scared they’d shoot off like the fembots

[Armchair expert]

Junkies on electric bikes

absolute menace on the road / carparks / footpaths

[Brodlach]

Amateur footballers who think they are worth way more than they are

[mighty_tiger_79]

Yesterday was hayfever on a level I'd never experienced, despite the pills and nasal spray. 2nd time I've copped it bad and both times at airport! Not the place to be sniffling, sneezing [emoji1787]

Today, different venue, absolutely sweating like a pig, completely drenched....

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[Booney]

Amateur footballers who think they are worth way more than they are

Hate the game, not the player.

[The Bedge]

Amateur footballers who think they are worth way more than they are

Sadly someone, some place, some where is willing to pay what they think they're worth.

[tipper]

how in **** name, in this day and age are head lice still a thing?

note home from school with the girl today, head lice have been detected in your childs class. sure enough, both kids have them, and im next to be checked.

going to be pissed if i have them too

[Footy Chick]

how in **** name, in this day and age are head lice still a thing?

note home from school with the girl today, head lice have been detected in your childs class. sure enough, both kids have them, and im next to be checked.

going to be pissed if i have them too

especially if they migrate south

[gazzamagoo]

how in **** name, in this day and age are head lice still a thing?

note home from school with the girl today, head lice have been detected in your childs class. sure enough, both kids have them, and im next to be checked.

going to be pissed if i have them too

especially if they migrate south

don't they need hair?

[tipper]

how in **** name, in this day and age are head lice still a thing?

note home from school with the girl today, head lice have been detected in your childs class. sure enough, both kids have them, and im next to be checked.

going to be pissed if i have them too

especially if they migrate south

don't they need hair?

You been on my only fans again?

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[stan]

Honestly some people are just massive dickheads and can't help themselves. Wouldn't be surprised if kingdick was a Mick Lewis troll account......

[mal]

Yesterday was hayfever on a level I'd never experienced, despite the pills and nasal spray. 2nd time I've copped it bad and both times at airport! Not the place to be sniffling, sneezing [emoji1787]

Today, different venue, absolutely sweating like a pig, completely drenched....

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I didnt get hay fever this time round
Double dose of Covid jabs working great !

[Footy Chick]

Yesterday was hayfever on a level I'd never experienced, despite the pills and nasal spray. 2nd time I've copped it bad and both times at airport! Not the place to be sniffling, sneezing [emoji1787]

Today, different venue, absolutely sweating like a pig, completely drenched....

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I didnt get hay fever this time round
Double dose of Covid jabs working great !

I have shitty sinuses at the best of times but i've well and truly outdone myself this year.

Go google Orbital Cellulitis and what it looks like - that's me right now. (actual)

[mighty_tiger_79]

Yesterday was hayfever on a level I'd never experienced, despite the pills and nasal spray. 2nd time I've copped it bad and both times at airport! Not the place to be sniffling, sneezing [emoji1787]

Today, different venue, absolutely sweating like a pig, completely drenched....

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I didnt get hay fever this time round
Double dose of Covid jabs working great !

I have shitty sinuses at the best of times but i've well and truly outdone myself this year.

Go google Orbital Cellulitis and what it looks like - that's me right now. (actual)

Ouchies

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